10. While watching Mythbusters on the Discovery channel, your daughter points out that they have three variables in their "controlled" experiment.

9. Some of your child's first words were "tantalum capacitor" and "germanium diode".

8. Your daughter explains to her 1st grade class (and her teacher) the difference between ferrous and non-ferrous metals.

7. Your 1st grader has his own collection of LEGO Technics and he knows how to use them.

6. Your 6 year old has been able to use the basic functions of AutoCad for several years.

5. Your kindergartener has to explain to your wife how to download the pictures from your digital camera.

4. Your 6 year old comes up to you with red, green and blue Fruit Loops in his hand and says, "Look Dad! I have the primary colors of light."

3. You tried to talk your 4th grader into building a laser interferometer for her science fair project and she only said no because she didn't think lasers would be allowed.

2. Your 5 year old needs to explain to the babysitter how to use the universal remote.

1. Your daughter needs to explain her science fair project because her teacher really doesn't know how it works.